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Gag Me: Do not go straight into deep throat mode. Breathe through your nose because your mouth is gonna be busy!ĥ. So, try a 69 where you’re on your back.Ĥ. However, that may be impossible in the sack. While no man is doing to go that deep, it is easiest to beat your gag reflex in a position where your chin is high, your neck is straight, and you’re standing up. Positioning: Tilting your head back straightens out the line to your stomach. Afternoon Delight: Morning wood is poorly timed, as it’s hardest to control your gag reflex when you’re just starting your day.ģ. Hummer: Humming while you try to deep throat not only feels good for him, it can stifle your gag reflex.Ģ. However, there’s only one way to find out of you can do the craft, you’ve got to try!ġ. The training might be uncomfortable, gross, and fruitless. Because clearly, controlling any reflex is not. “You have to convince yourself that it’s a normal thing to do,” promises Albert.

DEEPEST SWORD HOT PROFESSIONAL

“Basically it takes years to physically re-train your throat to not do something that is meant to keep you from harm - that is, gagging on anything that is not chewed food.” Heck, some people can never learn to control their gagging, after all it is a reflex! But Cadabra was able to persevere and found that, with this strict training regiment (see step four), “It took at least a year to not trigger the gag reflexes.” But ladies, he’s a professional who shoves a 15-inch sword down his throat. Any sword swallowing techniques used would just be an added bonus.” Most men, if they have half a brain, are not going to complain because we are just happy they are down there in the first place. As Cadabra says, “For a good BJ, a woman just has to go down there in the first place. Plus, nothing can kill a blow job quite like puking. If your guard is down, you’ll get hurt,” warns Cadabra. Maintenance If you don’t use it, you lose it! To keep yourself in peak deep throat condition, do step three everyday. You don’t have to brush further than the parts of your tongue that you can see. How Deep Is Your Love: As you get more comfortable during practice, start brushing further down the back of your tongue. This can be anything from a toothbrush to your finger.” But, for us amateurs, at lest once a day is good for training.ĥ. Albert encourages, “You basically need to shove something back there at least a dozen times, seven days a week. Practice: Repeat step three as often as possible. Brush Up: Now, take your toothbrush and scrub that area for ten seconds, or as long as you can before you feel puke coming up. You’ll know when you’ve hit it because, well, you’ll start gagging.ģ. Spot On: Open your mouth, stick your tongue out, and use a toothbrush or your finger to find exactly where your gag reflex is. Chillax: Just like anything you do in the boudoir, it only works if you’re relaxed.Ģ.

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You gotta tell it who’s boss! Here’s how to train yourself:ġ. Sure, that sounds easy enough, but you have to become the master of that reflex. All you have to do is control those pesky gag reflexes and drop the sword.” Albert promises. “If you look at a model of the human body, there’s a straight line from the throat to the stomach. As Albert put it, “I’ve just learned to control it.” But don’t worry, swallowing a sword whole won’t destroy your gag reflex. Designed to stop you from choking to death, your desire to deep throat can overcome its power. Your gag reflex is a soft palate in the back of your throat.

The people that practice this craft are highly trained professionals. WARNING: Do not try sword swallowing at home, unless “sword” is a euphemism for penis. All I’m asking is to be able to deep throat a penis! So, I sat down with a professional side show performer currently starring at Ripley’s Believe It Or Not in New York City, Albert Cadabra, to learn the magic tricks of the trade, in the hope that they will improve our already stellar BJ skills. Professional sword swallowing is an ancient art form that allows a performer to gulp down a 15-inch sword like it’s a steak dinner. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out.

My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players.

What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet.

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